Instant Justice, Served Fresh!
Are you tired of waiting around for the universe to do its thing? Our “Karma takes too long I’d rather just slap you” shirt is here to express that sentiment with a hilarious, no-nonsense attitude! Crafted from 100% pure, unbelievably soft cotton, this tee is as comfortable as your favorite pair of sweatpants and as blunt as a brick. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a public service announcement for those who appreciate immediate gratification and a good, hearty dose of dark humor. Get ready to turn heads and illicit knowing smirks from anyone who’s ever felt the slow burn of cosmic justice.

The American Way: Efficiency!
The phrase, “Karma takes too long I’d rather just slap you,” is a perfect slice of American cultural humor – it’s direct, a little rebellious, and completely relatable to anyone who’s ever been wronged and wished for a quicker resolution. It’s a playful jab at the universe’s often-glacial pace of retribution, offering a more… hands-on approach (purely metaphorical, of course!). This trendy design speaks volumes about a no-nonsense attitude, a desire for efficiency, and a healthy dose of self-awareness that sometimes, you just feel like taking matters into your own hands.

Slap On Some Style!
Ready to wear your brilliantly sarcastic worldview on your sleeve? Our “Karma takes too long I’d rather just slap you” shirt is the ultimate blend of comfort and hilariously confrontational style. The high-quality 100% cotton ensures a relaxed, comfortable fit perfect for casual outings, a quiet night in (plotting, perhaps?), or just signaling your boundaries without uttering a single word. It’s an instant conversation starter, a clear signal to kindred spirits who appreciate dark wit and a healthy dose of impatience. So, if you’re looking for a tee that’s both comfortable and wonderfully defiant, this is your perfect match!

HAPPY CUSTOMERS, HAPPY US
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